Required Attire

So many good options ... Jane nixed the idea of a Tim Russert look-a-like (current version) contest ... Vitters & Hos (diapers optional)? Prominent Closeted Republicans?

We've decided to give you two choices:

Cindy McCain Look-Alike:

Break out your pearls, girls. Smeared red lipstick and pancake makeup a must.

Most Offensive T-Shirt (Tangentially Related To The Campaign):

Acceptable ideas (click on photo for link):

NOTE: We will not accept half-assed entries (literally: we will not let you in the door). Want to spend your evening wandering around Streeterville, alone and unhappy? Ask Amiet for a costume idea.