New Activity: Hot Tubbin'

Just kiddin' (this blog now drops its "g"s in honor of Caribou Barbie, FYI) -- this is actually an RSVP thread. Confirm, and we add you to the list of great patriots below. Fail to pledge attendance, and we sic Michelle Bachmann on your anti-American ass.

Great Patriots:

Paul
Molly
Amelia
Katie
John A.
John B.
Lee
Grant
Jane
Jo
Jess
Scott
Emily
Rhandi
Adam
Mat
Vanessa
Shalu +1

Non-Patriot Communist Terror Sympathizers:

Jason W
Mike Amiet

FYI: Obama's speech at Grant Park is expected to take place around 10. Depending on crowds, temperature, security, etc. we may go over individually or as a group. Regardless, it is walking distance from our apartment, and you are welcome to come and go as you please.

REMEMBER: Costumes are mandatory.

New Activity: Nailin' Palin

Needless to say, we will be showing Hustler's fast-tracked piece of election pornography at our party:

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Palin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

Nailin' Palin is the working title, but alternate suggestions include Riding the Pipeline.